Hahaha...
read this from an email i got...
Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
Isn't it funnie.... ? =)
28.11.08
24.11.08
Penang And Back.
Hahaha... lazy to update lah....
More like... nothing to update lah...
Well... i'm just back from Penang... and what can you do in Penang?
EAT!
Yummy.... the foods good... i bet i'm 10kg's heavier edi... hahaha....
The main point of me going there was to visit my granduncle...
He's a very nice guy.. he just smokes...
And well because of smoking... his health is now very bad...
He got i don't know what disease that has something to do with his lungs...
Ok... back to Penang...
I went eat... Popiah.... AHHHH.... The taste.. the atmosphere... i'm missing it already....
Besides popiah.... there's also my favourite... Kuey Teow Th'ng....!
The guy who makes em.. uses duck meat and duck soup so its SuperGilaUberCrazyUltra nice... hahaha...
Thats kinda it... so i'll be updating this blog of mine in another 2 weeks? or less... =)
Was seating by the seaside... at 1 in the morning...
The thought of your face came into my mind... and i smiled...
More like... nothing to update lah...
Well... i'm just back from Penang... and what can you do in Penang?
EAT!
Yummy.... the foods good... i bet i'm 10kg's heavier edi... hahaha....
The main point of me going there was to visit my granduncle...
He's a very nice guy.. he just smokes...
And well because of smoking... his health is now very bad...
He got i don't know what disease that has something to do with his lungs...
Ok... back to Penang...
I went eat... Popiah.... AHHHH.... The taste.. the atmosphere... i'm missing it already....
Besides popiah.... there's also my favourite... Kuey Teow Th'ng....!
The guy who makes em.. uses duck meat and duck soup so its SuperGilaUberCrazyUltra nice... hahaha...
Thats kinda it... so i'll be updating this blog of mine in another 2 weeks? or less... =)
Was seating by the seaside... at 1 in the morning...
The thought of your face came into my mind... and i smiled...
5.11.08
Back From .
03 Nov 2008's Trip
Haha....
Genting was like... FUN!
Cockscrew + the swing thing + go kart + toboggan + Sweet potato!
Funniest thing happened.... FookLee and Praveen's room got flooded with water cause IDK who never close the water pipe and the even the carpet outside the room was soaking wet!! Lol!.... well before you know it... its dinner time!!
We ate at the Old Place....
Had curry fish head..!!
Haha....
It was kinda nice.... except the part where SomeOne dropped the keropok on the table.. and noone wanna eat it.... haha...
After dinner we were beat... as in drop dead beat.
Actually not drop dead... we went back to the roooms...
Me and KC waited for Fook and the gang to call us go "yum cha" at their room want..... but.. wait wait wait... noone called and we kinda just slept...
The next day..
04 Nov 2008
Me and KC woke up like LATE for breakfast...
so we skipped it... and waited for lunch to come....
while waiting... we went SnowWorld!
Damn the ice was cold and the jackets and gloves were like OMG stinky..
We kinda said there was a rule where No Throwing Ice At Faces...
But everyone kinda broke the rule and just go on with it....
Praveen, me , KC were the only 3 who didn't wear any jacket and ran in!
WooHooo!
I got ice in my jeans bcuz of that..... Like WhatTheHell!
Praveen said his balls was like kinda shrinking cause of the cold... Hahhahahha
Welll... after the trip... we went pack out stuffs, bathe, and went makan.....
ALOT of us ate HotPlateNoodles.... hahas....
After lunch... we went back to school happy and tired.
Thats all.... i guess.... didn't miss anything i hope...
=)
Its just over, and i'm missing you already, won't you come back and say "Hi" to me once again?
I love you, i really do.
Haha....
Genting was like... FUN!
Cockscrew + the swing thing + go kart + toboggan + Sweet potato!
Funniest thing happened.... FookLee and Praveen's room got flooded with water cause IDK who never close the water pipe and the even the carpet outside the room was soaking wet!! Lol!.... well before you know it... its dinner time!!
We ate at the Old Place....
Had curry fish head..!!
Haha....
It was kinda nice.... except the part where SomeOne dropped the keropok on the table.. and noone wanna eat it.... haha...
After dinner we were beat... as in drop dead beat.
Actually not drop dead... we went back to the roooms...
Me and KC waited for Fook and the gang to call us go "yum cha" at their room want..... but.. wait wait wait... noone called and we kinda just slept...
The next day..
04 Nov 2008
Me and KC woke up like LATE for breakfast...
so we skipped it... and waited for lunch to come....
while waiting... we went SnowWorld!
Damn the ice was cold and the jackets and gloves were like OMG stinky..
We kinda said there was a rule where No Throwing Ice At Faces...
But everyone kinda broke the rule and just go on with it....
Praveen, me , KC were the only 3 who didn't wear any jacket and ran in!
WooHooo!
I got ice in my jeans bcuz of that..... Like WhatTheHell!
Praveen said his balls was like kinda shrinking cause of the cold... Hahhahahha
Welll... after the trip... we went pack out stuffs, bathe, and went makan.....
ALOT of us ate HotPlateNoodles.... hahas....
After lunch... we went back to school happy and tired.
Thats all.... i guess.... didn't miss anything i hope...
=)
Its just over, and i'm missing you already, won't you come back and say "Hi" to me once again?
I love you, i really do.
28.10.08
Mamma Mia!
Haha... i know i'm kinda slow.... but stilll.. at least i watched it... hahas....
It was DAMN good especially when you watched in a theatre where there's like 20+ surroud sound speakers....
Well.... happpy diwali to all my indian friends!!(I think its only praveen)=D
I started reading this book, which is like kinda good i think... i rarely read, so..... yeah its kinda good
Its named 'Sushi For One?' you can go buy it from IDK where... cause i kinda bought it from some warehouse sale.... xD
Saturday.... went celebrate my grandmother's i dunno how many *th's birthday
Well she moved on , i guess i should do to...
Aside from that.... life's pretty repetitive and boring.... =/
It was DAMN good especially when you watched in a theatre where there's like 20+ surroud sound speakers....
Well.... happpy diwali to all my indian friends!!(I think its only praveen)=D
I started reading this book, which is like kinda good i think... i rarely read, so..... yeah its kinda good
Its named 'Sushi For One?' you can go buy it from IDK where... cause i kinda bought it from some warehouse sale.... xD
Saturday.... went celebrate my grandmother's i dunno how many *th's birthday
Well she moved on , i guess i should do to...
Aside from that.... life's pretty repetitive and boring.... =/
20.10.08
Free Monday
Its monday!!
And i bet everyone is like Oh Shit Its Monday!!
But to us SMKTS form 3's..... Its like... Normal aje......
The school kinda gave us form 3's a "break" cause we just finished PMR....
I went to Kc's house after breakfast to go 1u later....
Met at 1u with peoples.....
Went makan..... me and kc offered to belanja today....
ate at Pasta Zanmai/Shojikiya...
I didn't believe we 4 ate RM 130!.....
Its like... can go buffet jor....
So forget about that..... after lunch.. went play futsal and pool....
around 3+ we went watch movie.... we were like kinda late...
But besides us... there was also fook lee's group like 20+ people...
After movie.... went jalan jalan and we actually spoiled a directory machine at 1u!! Omgeee...... we were like finding where to go makan or drinnk.......
So we played around with the machine and it got jammed!
We were laughing and like 'lets get outta here'
so we did and went to another directory.... played it also... after that.... we decided to go makan waffle world..
I kinda thought it was just a 'break' but when we looked at the time... it was 6.... so we decided to eat dinner there instead....
After dinner... went pool till like 8+ peoples went back.... i went back.... left kc.... but you know what.....
KC I'm kinda jealous of ya..... get what i mean...?
Wasn't feeling that good today.... so yeah.....
House bunny rocked though...!
Not going school tomorrow.... gonna rot.... =)
And i bet everyone is like Oh Shit Its Monday!!
But to us SMKTS form 3's..... Its like... Normal aje......
The school kinda gave us form 3's a "break" cause we just finished PMR....
I went to Kc's house after breakfast to go 1u later....
Met at 1u with peoples.....
Went makan..... me and kc offered to belanja today....
ate at Pasta Zanmai/Shojikiya...
I didn't believe we 4 ate RM 130!.....
Its like... can go buffet jor....
So forget about that..... after lunch.. went play futsal and pool....
around 3+ we went watch movie.... we were like kinda late...
But besides us... there was also fook lee's group like 20+ people...
After movie.... went jalan jalan and we actually spoiled a directory machine at 1u!! Omgeee...... we were like finding where to go makan or drinnk.......
So we played around with the machine and it got jammed!
We were laughing and like 'lets get outta here'
so we did and went to another directory.... played it also... after that.... we decided to go makan waffle world..
I kinda thought it was just a 'break' but when we looked at the time... it was 6.... so we decided to eat dinner there instead....
After dinner... went pool till like 8+ peoples went back.... i went back.... left kc.... but you know what.....
KC I'm kinda jealous of ya..... get what i mean...?
Wasn't feeling that good today.... so yeah.....
House bunny rocked though...!
Not going school tomorrow.... gonna rot.... =)
18.10.08
PMR's Over!!
Walao....... its been 1,2,3,4,5,10,20,30,40,48 days! since i updated this blog.... i bet you people thought it was dead eh?
Haha... nopee... just that it was Pmr study time....so.... didn't update lor.....
Sososo...... i bet u're asking HOW's PMR!!?
Well to me.... it was kinda okay.....
but maths was like
*yawn* Seriously no challenge AT ALL.
But the other subjects were OKAY
I'm aiming to get at least 4 A's lo.....
Hopefully get more!
Haha....
Haha... nopee... just that it was Pmr study time....so.... didn't update lor.....
Sososo...... i bet u're asking HOW's PMR!!?
Well to me.... it was kinda okay.....
but maths was like
*yawn* Seriously no challenge AT ALL.
But the other subjects were OKAY
I'm aiming to get at least 4 A's lo.....
Hopefully get more!
Haha....
6.9.08
2 days since.
Today, i went MATTA fair with parents to see where to go this year end.... in the end.....
We're going to go HongKong/Macau/Taiwan all in 1 trip and all in 6 days!!
Omgoodness
Exam so near la..... i still can think go holidays.....
ishh
After The fair.... we went makan PUDU fish head.
It was damn good!!
After eat.... we went home to rot.. haha
Mother asked me whether wanna go out wif them want anot... but i said
"nevermind la u all go la.... i very tired"
She was like YEA RIGHT!
Hahah
Ahyayayaya
And the day before....
I went to this bazaar for puasa want....
Damn lotsa food
Serious.
hahhahah
My stupid cousin took a picture of me holding an umbrella under the rain
Hahaha
*Sigh*
Its been 2 days since i last used my phone.
Its been 2 days since i messaged you.
Its been 2 days since i talked to you.
3.9.08
Aahs...... Lolipop!
Omgeeee...
Back from singapore!
How's singapore you say?
It was damn Fun~!
I feel like going again but now school lah....
well i wish i could post pictures but my pics aren't with me now.... =(
Maybe tomorrow or so...?
Lalala
Singapore was like.... WOOOOOO
I went there at 12,
went to my cousins uni,
went cakap cakap,
then went to meet up with my uncle and his family for lunch,
then went jalan jalan,
bought lolipop for a SomeOne,
She told me not to eat it... but its like IN FRONT OF ME....
Damn tempting....,
listened to her, did not eat it but i i bought another 1 for myself =)
After jalan,
Me and my uni cousin took the MRT and then the bus to some restaurant,
The food was like SUPER ULTRA SIAO GILA GOOD NICE!!
My cousin belanja-ed us.... =)
Thanks cousin!
After makan,
went jalan summor, then went to my uncles house....
played PS3 and cards until like 12,
then followed my cousin, to pick up my cousin arriving at singapore from the bus stop at 12 something....
Picked him up,went back,played summor...... until about 3 am....
then slept....
That was day 1!!
Day 2,
Woke up at 7.15, to go to my cousins church.... the paster told us some very funny jokes =)
I didn't sleep during the service okay~!
After church it was abous 11 something,
went to the PC fair in singapore...
went walk summor bought some games
After shopping and so, went makan lunch... at some i dunnowhatitsname place.
after eat... all the cousins that played last night were like zombies....
so we went home to sleep!
Until about 7..!
Incase you were wondering... i have 7 cousins excluding me there...=D
So we woke up, ate at uncle's house, watched 2 die hard movies in a row,
after that....
we played again!
Until 3 again!
After that we went shopping,
can u believe that!!
3am!! SHOPPING!
At some 24 hour shopping centre =D
Hahas...
shop-ed until 5
wen back to uncle's place, went sleep.....
Day3,
Went send back my cousin to his uni, then went makan, then went jalan, then went back to malaysia!
Thats all i guess....
i will post up pictures in the near future... =D
Freaking phone no line at s'pore
so i could'nt message you...
I'm sorry.
Imma go eat my breakfast now,
*adios*
Back from singapore!
How's singapore you say?
It was damn Fun~!
I feel like going again but now school lah....
well i wish i could post pictures but my pics aren't with me now.... =(
Maybe tomorrow or so...?
Lalala
Singapore was like.... WOOOOOO
I went there at 12,
went to my cousins uni,
went cakap cakap,
then went to meet up with my uncle and his family for lunch,
then went jalan jalan,
bought lolipop for a SomeOne,
She told me not to eat it... but its like IN FRONT OF ME....
Damn tempting....,
listened to her, did not eat it but i i bought another 1 for myself =)
After jalan,
Me and my uni cousin took the MRT and then the bus to some restaurant,
The food was like SUPER ULTRA SIAO GILA GOOD NICE!!
My cousin belanja-ed us.... =)
Thanks cousin!
After makan,
went jalan summor, then went to my uncles house....
played PS3 and cards until like 12,
then followed my cousin, to pick up my cousin arriving at singapore from the bus stop at 12 something....
Picked him up,went back,played summor...... until about 3 am....
then slept....
That was day 1!!
Day 2,
Woke up at 7.15, to go to my cousins church.... the paster told us some very funny jokes =)
I didn't sleep during the service okay~!
After church it was abous 11 something,
went to the PC fair in singapore...
went walk summor bought some games
After shopping and so, went makan lunch... at some i dunnowhatitsname place.
after eat... all the cousins that played last night were like zombies....
so we went home to sleep!
Until about 7..!
Incase you were wondering... i have 7 cousins excluding me there...=D
So we woke up, ate at uncle's house, watched 2 die hard movies in a row,
after that....
we played again!
Until 3 again!
After that we went shopping,
can u believe that!!
3am!! SHOPPING!
At some 24 hour shopping centre =D
Hahas...
shop-ed until 5
wen back to uncle's place, went sleep.....
Day3,
Went send back my cousin to his uni, then went makan, then went jalan, then went back to malaysia!
Thats all i guess....
i will post up pictures in the near future... =D
Freaking phone no line at s'pore
so i could'nt message you...
I'm sorry.
Imma go eat my breakfast now,
*adios*
30.8.08
Its late, i know, but i'm still waiting.
Its 2 am!!
WTH
And i'm like leving for singapore like in 6 am!!!
OMgeeee
But i don't feel like sleeping just yet...~
Today, i mean yesterday... was kinda boring....
Woke up... went breakfast with father at some mamak.... then lunch...
well i pretty much skipped it.....
Played comp da whole day.....
Was like WEEEEEE at first....
Then later on... i was like DAMN THIS IS BORING!!
I went sleeep for like 3 hours
woke up...
packed my bag for Singaporeee....
Weeeeee
So for the next three days... i won't be blogging.....
Will be back on monday to tell you people how was singapore~!!
My life was kinda sad....
i actually asked Rafy for some advice on life.....
@.@
He is a very good listener and adviser anyway
So why not?
He gave some good tips.....
So thanks man~!
Appreciate it!
*yawns*
Sleeeeeepy~!!
Its time to sleeep
But FYI i'm just still waiting
Singapore here i come!!!
*adios* people!
WTH
And i'm like leving for singapore like in 6 am!!!
OMgeeee
But i don't feel like sleeping just yet...~
Today, i mean yesterday... was kinda boring....
Woke up... went breakfast with father at some mamak.... then lunch...
well i pretty much skipped it.....
Played comp da whole day.....
Was like WEEEEEE at first....
Then later on... i was like DAMN THIS IS BORING!!
I went sleeep for like 3 hours
woke up...
packed my bag for Singaporeee....
Weeeeee
So for the next three days... i won't be blogging.....
Will be back on monday to tell you people how was singapore~!!
My life was kinda sad....
i actually asked Rafy for some advice on life.....
@.@
He is a very good listener and adviser anyway
So why not?
He gave some good tips.....
So thanks man~!
Appreciate it!
*yawns*
Sleeeeeepy~!!
Its time to sleeep
But FYI i'm just still waiting
Singapore here i come!!!
*adios* people!
28.8.08
Its a long long day.
Whooot~
1st timer here....
And there's someone who owes me a call...
Didn't go ta school cause of all the friends and occasions happening in school...
Woots man
Woke up at 6.20 cause of the stupid recurrent alarm i forgot to off
Well whats done is done, woke up... started to sleep again....
woke up again.. went breakfast... bathed
And i received a SMS
Saying i won Rm100,000
So i asked my cousin... she said she received the same message...
I didn't know Malaysia's that rich...
And why is the number from China!?
Well....
Seriously...
I don't know even why am i blogging...
Neways...
I'm outta here...
Imma go outs....
*gonna start linking my friends*
*adios*
1st timer here....
And there's someone who owes me a call...
Didn't go ta school cause of all the friends and occasions happening in school...
Woots man
Woke up at 6.20 cause of the stupid recurrent alarm i forgot to off
Well whats done is done, woke up... started to sleep again....
woke up again.. went breakfast... bathed
And i received a SMS
Saying i won Rm100,000
So i asked my cousin... she said she received the same message...
I didn't know Malaysia's that rich...
And why is the number from China!?
Well....
Seriously...
I don't know even why am i blogging...
Neways...
I'm outta here...
Imma go outs....
*gonna start linking my friends*
*adios*
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