Kids Are Quick

Hahaha...
read this from an email i got...
Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!


TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher


Isn't it funnie.... ? =)

Penang And Back.

Hahaha... lazy to update lah....
More like... nothing to update lah...
Well... i'm just back from Penang... and what can you do in Penang?
EAT!
Yummy.... the foods good... i bet i'm 10kg's heavier edi... hahaha....
The main point of me going there was to visit my granduncle...
He's a very nice guy.. he just smokes...
And well because of smoking... his health is now very bad...
He got i don't know what disease that has something to do with his lungs...
Ok... back to Penang...
I went eat... Popiah.... AHHHH.... The taste.. the atmosphere... i'm missing it already....
Besides popiah.... there's also my favourite... Kuey Teow Th'ng....!
The guy who makes em.. uses duck meat and duck soup so its SuperGilaUberCrazyUltra nice... hahaha...
Thats kinda it... so i'll be updating this blog of mine in another 2 weeks? or less... =)


Was seating by the seaside... at 1 in the morning...
The thought of your face came into my mind... and i smiled...

Back From .

03 Nov 2008's Trip
Haha....
Genting was like... FUN!
Cockscrew + the swing thing + go kart + toboggan + Sweet potato!
Funniest thing happened.... FookLee and Praveen's room got flooded with water cause IDK who never close the water pipe and the even the carpet outside the room was soaking wet!! Lol!.... well before you know it... its dinner time!!
We ate at the Old Place....
Had curry fish head..!!
Haha....
It was kinda nice.... except the part where SomeOne dropped the keropok on the table.. and noone wanna eat it.... haha...
After dinner we were beat... as in drop dead beat.
Actually not drop dead... we went back to the roooms...
Me and KC waited for Fook and the gang to call us go "yum cha" at their room want..... but.. wait wait wait... noone called and we kinda just slept...
The next day..
04 Nov 2008
Me and KC woke up like LATE for breakfast...
so we skipped it... and waited for lunch to come....
while waiting... we went SnowWorld!
Damn the ice was cold and the jackets and gloves were like OMG stinky..
We kinda said there was a rule where No Throwing Ice At Faces...
But everyone kinda broke the rule and just go on with it....
Praveen, me , KC were the only 3 who didn't wear any jacket and ran in!
WooHooo!
I got ice in my jeans bcuz of that..... Like WhatTheHell!
Praveen said his balls was like kinda shrinking cause of the cold... Hahhahahha
Welll... after the trip... we went pack out stuffs, bathe, and went makan.....
ALOT of us ate HotPlateNoodles.... hahas....
After lunch... we went back to school happy and tired.
Thats all.... i guess.... didn't miss anything i hope...
=)


Its just over, and i'm missing you already, won't you come back and say "Hi" to me once again?
I love you, i really do.